Smart Pastor

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Ripped off from Found at Provocative Church….
1. I’ll pray about it = NO!
2. We need to pray for so and so = Guess what I just heard?!
3. I’m waiting for God to open some doors = I’m living in my parent’s basement.
4. God gave me a word for you = I have advice to help [...]

Augustine: Late have I crossed the road, so ancient and so new. Late have I crossed you.

Francis of Assisi: It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching. Therefore, I crossed the road.
Thomas Aquinas: All I have written seems to me like so much straw after what I experienced crossing [...]

From time to time I post pictures of bad church signs.  While this one comes across as desperate, at least it is not confusing, dishonest, insulting, or too cute for its own good.

Found at GavonWeb.com.