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Augustine: Late have I crossed the road, so ancient and so new. Late have I crossed you.

Francis of Assisi: It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching. Therefore, I crossed the road.

Thomas Aquinas: All I have written seems to me like so much straw after what I experienced crossing the road.

Dorothy Day: As Dostoevsky said, “To cross the road in reality is a terrible and harsh thing compared to crossing the road in dreams.”

Mother Teresa: We are not called to be successful in crossing the road, but faithful.

Therese de Lisieux: I know! MY VOCATION IS CROSSING THE ROAD!

Martin Luther: Here I stand, I cannot cross the road, so help me God.

John Wesley: My heart was strangely warmed, and thus I crossed the road.

Ulrich Zwingli: I crossed the road to destroy this image, an obvious font of idol-worship….

Pope John Paul II: We stand on the threshold of hope, ready to cross the road.

Pope Paul VI: If you want peace, work at crossing the road.

Teresa of Avila: After tripping and landing in a puddle in the middle of the crosswalk, she sensed God saying to her, “This is how I treat my friends.” Teresa answered, “Lord, no wonder you have so few!”

John Calvin: Before I was born, God knew that I would cross the road.

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